Kiss me dating or introductions
"Hey Alex," Ali says giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Hey babe," he says smiling back and entwining their fingers.
The sort of nice, sort of sarcastic, sort of smart, not really stand-outish girl and half-enemy of Jacob Walker. The sort of player, half-idiot, narcissistic jerk, one of the most popular guys in school and one of the players on the so... " I turn around upon hearing my name and accidentally collide with someone's chest. He had brown hair that was always styled really nicely, brown eyes and was overall just perfection.
Yeah so it wasn't really a surprise to find out that all the classes we had were the same excluding Math and Science.
These side-splitting online profiles can be witty, crazy, or just plain stupid, but at least they’re memorable. A lot of guys paint a picture of their ideal date — dinner, movie, makeout session, etc.
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I enjoy [activity] with my friends or watching [popular television show or movie] on my own. Of course, writing a funny and attractive dating profile is no easy task.
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