Many misguided daters just want to get someone to show up to a first date, so they go online and misrepresent who they are or what they look like in real life, sometimes in dramatic ways. He sent his flirt in a group message to all seven of his love interests.Another comic portrays a catfished date who thought she was meeting a man in a uniform only to find out: “He’s a Boy Scout Den Leader. Recently, one of my single friends on Facebook shared a tweet from Linda In Disguise: “Done with dating sites. The quote goes on, “At least I know they have a job, a car, and pizza.” This person is a genius. Online dating has sped up the dating process, but it hasn’t been a joy for every user all the time. “I’d rather meet someone the old-fashioned way…With alcohol and poor judgment.” Cheers to that! “Now, my dream of finding love can be crushed more efficiently and in the privacy of my own home.” Now that’s what we call progress. Not a great way to let a girl know she isn’t the only one you’re seeing.Like the time a guy messaged me, “Can we skip to the sux part? Hilarious online dating anecdotes both amuse and comfort people exploring a brave new world of rejection and hookups.We’ve collected our favorite funny jokes about online dating to let weary singles know they aren’t alone in thinking that modern dating is actually quite ridiculous. No matter how many times you tell guys that dick jokes and dick pics and dick moves are neither attractive nor appropriate, some willful singles just can’t resist pushing their gross brand of humor on dating websites.Searching for online dating grammar jokes on Pinterest yields funny results, including this handy dating flow chart.Spelling mistakes are a pet peeve of more than one person online, it would seem.“You look different in your online profile,” she tells him.The guy replies, “I was impressing you with my Photoshop skills.” Ugh, I wish this were just a joke and not so painfully true.
“I actually wish we can all just go for margaritas together,” 25-year-old Charissa Harris said, laughing at the extreme douchiness that brought the seven women together. Online dating can be extremely frustrating, and humor lets people vent their gripes and take heart that they’re not the only ones having a bad time.When going from bad date to bad date and waiting forever for someone decent to reply, it’s easy to forget that online dating is supposed to be fun.Like, you’re supposed to enjoy the chance to have a city’s worth of singles judge how you look and what words you use to describe yourself. I know it can be tough, but online dating doesn’t need to feel so soul-crushing.To borrow the words of a popular meme: Dudes be like “Your beautiful.” I be like “It’s you’re.” Do you remember that episode of “Doctor Who” where they invade the planet of insane Daleks? Of course, the Doctor rushes off to rescue her from the ship. When the Doctor opens the door to find a killing machine and not a damsel there waiting for him, he gets majorly catfished.A lot of online daters can sympathize with this plot twist.